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dont like people,

Jul 28th at 2AM / via: shouldnt / op: ilikeyouandvodka / 2,606 notes
ilikeyouandvodka:

Hallmark fucking gets it

ilikeyouandvodka:

Hallmark fucking gets it


Jul 28th at 2AM / via: superwhowlocker / op: annicron / 116,626 notes
annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes


Jul 28th at 2AM / via: shouldnt / op: wastery / 61,528 notes

wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

image


Jul 28th at 2AM / via: phobias / op: okaytrue / 329,125 notes

wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar


Jul 28th at 2AM / via: guy / op: clarkchan1211 / 231,514 notes

stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy


Jul 28th at 2AM / via: clolphin / op: stunningpicture / 84,634 notes
stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life


standwithpalestine:

@StandWPalestine@benabyad 


Jul 28th at 2AM / via: orgasm / op: hotboysofficial / 50,239 notes

hotboysofficial:

lady gets mugged by motorcyclist while driving

image


Jul 28th at 2AM / via: superwhowlocker / op: nyadachi / 92,199 notes
adcahi:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

adcahi:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.


Jul 28th at 2AM / via: hqlines / op: humortrain / 429,259 notes
egberts:

bikinipowerbottom:

Guy on the right is like “Girl bye”

guy on the left like “girl hi”

egberts:

bikinipowerbottom:

Guy on the right is like “Girl bye”

guy on the left like “girl hi”